A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...
"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"
by moose donovon October 31, 2011
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A soft spoken black man that generally sports clothes less ghetto fabulous than fubu and yet more ethnic than american eagle. May like to accessorize using such finery as gold teeth, glasses and white k-swiss sneakers. Are very personable and tend to enjoy the occasional witty remark followed by a head shake (usually accompanied by a grin so as not to appear condescending). May have a slight lisp, especially when saying words such as defense and sauce.
"Wayne Brady is almost a barbeque black man... but not quite."
by ben & hannah February 16, 2009
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When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.
-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."
by Black Cobra September 14, 2011
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Something to say in response to being called dumb, or idiotic. Its significance stems from it being nonsensical.
A: What's rigatoni?
B: Oh I know that, isn't it that thing where your muscles get stiff after you die?
C: No no no isn't it that cartoon about those two smart guys?
D: you guys are so dumb, Rigatoni is a type of pasta.
B and C: fartnite barbeque burger.
by Galactum December 24, 2022
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A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"
Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!
by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008
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Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."
by Dr.Girlfriend September 13, 2009
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Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.
Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."
by A1ionel January 29, 2012
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