redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

by Brownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2019

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 14, 2018

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 March 19, 2016

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020