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1.
a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.
Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her.

I am still trying to wash everything out of my hair from my baptism
by lame like betty January 27, 2009
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2.
slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily
My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.
by phrobowroe March 16, 2009
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3.
The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.
Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism.
by Its lee dood September 03, 2006
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