Christmas Wishbone

A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.

Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”

Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”

by TheSpleenlessPenis December 22, 2017

wishbone

A wishbone is what you call your crushes penis.

Girl: Wow he's really cute.

Friend: I know, I need to hop on that wishbone

by breastknuckles February 17, 2014

Wishbone

When 2 males having intercourse with a female insert their penises inside the female's anus and vagina, meeting in the middle to form a wishbone.

"My buddy and I totally wishboned this girl last night."

by The Donger88 September 10, 2019

Wishbone

A very gruesome assault in which someone grabs a person's upper ribcage and snaps it.

Well doctor, I got wishboned after I called my cyropractor gay.

by T-Chuck September 9, 2020

wishbone

a person, place, or thing you wish you could bone.

since tosh.0 is WAY out of my league, he's just another one of my wishbones!

by vajona jackson-hewitt September 5, 2011