1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle
by TalaIsil March 4, 2021

by A$$hat June 12, 2018

by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019

you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.
by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too
by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020
