Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021

Twatwaffle

People who are kicked out of the Talk of League City due to the sensitive vaginas in the group.

I got kicked out of Talk of League City on Facebook because they think I am a Twatwaffle!

by A$$hat June 12, 2018

Twatwaffle

A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it

Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.

by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019

twatwaffle

a twat and a waffle nuff said

you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.

by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023

Twatwaffle

A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.

*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020

Twatwaffle

Nick Bedzyk

He’s a utter twatwaffle

by desalesboys October 9, 2019

Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too

by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020