someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
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A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!
by November 19, 2020
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That one stubborn old boy who refused to grow up and settle down during his life. Known to suffer from memory loss caused by substance and alcohol abuse. Commonly found at the Redoubt bar trying to convince young bucks to take him clubbing in Hamilton.
" Could I get another vodka sprite please" "No Mr. Hutchinson we closed the bar an hour ago the courtesy shuttle will be along soon to take your party grandad ass back to the retirement home"
by Higgy September 6, 2017
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A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.
Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"
by Colin John September 29, 2018
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Has no legs
(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs
by Zafmiester December 12, 2017
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Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.
You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
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