The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013
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A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
by Psyduckery May 27, 2023
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frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa
by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023
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When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.
I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came
by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017
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When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.
Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit
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When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️
Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.
by Pixie Crotch April 20, 2023
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