Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.
by Uncle Buttchucker July 9, 2010
GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!
GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!
GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*
by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010
Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
by X August 18, 2003
A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
The 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit.
Wow, that 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit was a big Cleveland Steamer for NY. The Browns shit all over Dave Gettleman's chest and rolled him around in it!
by The Real Mike G. March 14, 2019
by Your momz .com December 12, 2017