A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
by A fucking fish February 22, 2021
A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !
by EightBall August 9, 2012
"Dude, I shat blue and green this morning!"
"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
by A name not already being used January 17, 2012
An example of a CHAR, a man that should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier. Many don't like his attitade of escaping from reality, so they don't want to be with him. Some are going to gather the information T.
*Excerpt from Kai Shiden's letter*
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
by SRX October 4, 2011
A lethal combination of smarts and fire power. This cybernetic genius can do everything you can do and more. He's got his own re-loaders and can link with his base to generate units from opening, and, every time you beat Sky Captain he gets a little tougher.
Sky Captain is unstoppable.
by Rory G2003 August 11, 2008
1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.
We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West March 4, 2006