SUV

A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.

They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.

2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!

SUV by E hates Q September 22, 2019

SUV

Stupid Utility Vechiel

I dont know how to spell.

SUV by You August 3, 2003

SUV

See UAV. A vehicle used by rich single mothers to take control of the road. Rarely used off road.

The single mother next door likes to go shopping in her SUV.

SUV by AgentM September 21, 2003

SUV

noun. Massive behemoths of "automobiles" that have the gas mileage of a supertanker. Though designed to be used off-road, 99.99% of the mentally retarded people that buy them use them to drive around urban and suburban areas with usually one person in it. Sported by 125 pound blonde women(meaning they can't drive for shit, even in a real automobile)

Fun to sabotage, then see the look on the face of the ugly middle aged women who is just wasting space on the earth.

The Acronym 'SUV' stands for

Supremely
Unwieldly
Vehicle

If you have an SUV, you are either:

A) Retarded
B) An off-roader
C) woman who needs to feel big
D) Male who needs a lot of compensation

SUV by Potato Reborn March 8, 2004

suv

Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.

An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.

suv by [e-mail] March 26, 2008

suv

Sport utility vehicle. What is so sporty of sherman tank offroad gas guzzler cargo trailer puller and cargo hauler? Nothing sporty about it unless mom and dad is taking kids to a sports meet. That is soccer practice. The suv is a vehicle of trend than a vehicle that is owned among soccer dads and moms that live in the suburbs that need to keep up with the jones. The suburban zombies are in the mind state of sharing the same brain,because they have no concept of how to make their own decisions.The suv is taken from a pickup and been modified. The suv is a vehicle of a lifestyle not for it's real purpose.Most suvs don't hit the offroad mud trails on a daily basis.

soccer moms utility off road rugrat brat hauler
suv-soccer utility vehicle
suv-suburban urban vanity
suv-stupid useless vehicle
suv-sherman tank utility vehicle
suv is a mini van and station wagon replacement and upgrade

suv by clz28 April 24, 2010

SUV

A codename the liberal media uses for a black terrorist who runs down innocent parade goers in order to further a racist, anti white agenda.

Those comtards at MSDNC won’t say Darrell Brooks is a BLM terrorist. They are just calling him a “mostly peaceful SUV”.

SUV by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021