When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'
Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!
by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019
When your having sex with someone and you cum on them, you wipe your thumb in it then on their forehead and say "Simba."
by 4ReyRey24 January 15, 2010
A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.
by Eli Olson October 25, 2010
The sexual act of smearing a females period blood on her forehead during sex and yelling SIMBA while doing it then slapping her ass so hard he couldn’t sit for a week
by Foot your foot 2346173 March 31, 2021
When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
by Colemansense March 22, 2019
A face that shows complete and utter surprise, usually made after a statement delivered by someone else. Often the individual making the Simba Face cannot face the truth of the statement and so remains speechless. Named after Simba from the Lion King, due to his colorful facial expressions.
"Hey Frank, did you say the 'Simba Face' John made yesterday?"
"What happened?"
"Well, Mark told John he was screwing up the companys funding with his inane ideas, and he just gave him a total simba face in return"
"What happened?"
"Well, Mark told John he was screwing up the companys funding with his inane ideas, and he just gave him a total simba face in return"
by mike878 December 15, 2013
This is when you fuck a girl and cum in her ass, pull out then rub your dick on her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.
Guy 1: So Vince, how is Nauzli n bed?
Guy 2: Dude, she's awesome, she's really into that kinky stuff. She asked me to do the Dirty Simba on her!
Guy 2: Dude, she's awesome, she's really into that kinky stuff. She asked me to do the Dirty Simba on her!
by The Man The Myth The Legend June 11, 2008