by Numbersicks May 9, 2011
I was a party last night and thunder blasted from my sewage shoot. I knew then I must quickly run back home and release the unholy discharge before I get laid to avoid any strange odors as I sweat while ramming my girlfriend's sewage shoot.
by JayReynolds June 26, 2010
A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.
Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair
Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.
*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*
Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!
Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.
*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*
Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!
by jakeyoh mylord ya April 2, 2010
by stylies September 15, 2010
When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013
When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.
by Rodman Randy May 14, 2006
I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling
by funkypants February 9, 2015