When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.
"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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Having doggy style sex with a girl while she is performing oral sex on her mother. The motion and position looks like the man is trying to push the girl back to where she came from.
I had a mother-daughter three way, and got in a return to sender.
by DoGeeseSeeGod August 31, 2010
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to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society
i want to return to monke because modern society sucks
by andrew runge January 2, 2022
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In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.
Return fire... OK, cease fire, they've buggered off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
by Soul Fever June 28, 2009
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The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.
by bigtones September 19, 2004
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If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴
*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly
Person 2 - darn it
by Legend937474848 May 11, 2019
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