rectal warlord

One who inflicts serious anal action with no remorse for their actions.

Nick likes a bit of bum fun, he is a real rectal warlord.

by iainL January 15, 2008

Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.

I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!

by T.Bags May 10, 2006

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 2, 2009

rectal annihilation

anal sex so extreme it results in the rectal passage falling to pieces

jerry springer: today we're gonna meet someone who experienced rectal annihilation
bill cosby: it's true, theo reamed me and i've been confined to a wheelchair ever since

by rab September 26, 2007

rectal rain

When a man comes in a womans ass and she bends over and farts.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Rectal breach

When something or someone is shoved into your rectum (asshole)

My cat tried to give my dog a rectal breach.

by Scat man October 5, 2003

rectal warrior

A male (or female in some cases) that probes the asshole of another for pleasurable reasons. The probing is usually done in a strong and dominating fashion

Ben fucked her ass so hard that she screamed, "You are my rectal warrior."

by jdubbs November 30, 2006