Rectal Raider Share definition Flag (N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex. I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass! Rectal Raider by T.Bags July 30, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Rectal Raider mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch