when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig May 30, 2006
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to have read before.
i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years
by the reading god December 12, 2007
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A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.
by Adude72 November 17, 2008
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One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004
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When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009
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One thing.. you could have ignored me. You didn't. That means a lot to me.

You reached out because you knew I needed it and I'm very grateful. The world would be a far better place with more like you in it.

It took me by such suprise I didn't know how to react.

(As does your poetry.. a lost art form!)

What I should have said is, I have loved reading your words, every single one.

If you ever need (or just want) someone to listen.. or read, you have my full attention.

To answer questions.. or just to absorb the beautiful way you look at your world. Il be here.
Reading such similar thoughts, such a way with words..
It keeps the fire burning.

Reminds you.. you're not truly alone.
by 4_u August 22, 2023
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1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
by Sir Salty GoBadger III June 18, 2005
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