An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
by AxisOfSmeagol May 15, 2012
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by Adam November 22, 2004
While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.
Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.
by Pacifico May 31, 2007
the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.
by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006
That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.
by Manny F August 10, 2006