"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"
Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."