An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.
Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009
by The one they call Andrew August 12, 2008
by evilbeotch August 7, 2010
That perch mouth bastard over there.
by Txmem November 10, 2017
by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021
A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.
During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
by The Carlos Danger July 16, 2021
The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
by sllubstick August 24, 2018