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Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.
Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009
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Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)
"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)
by The one they call Andrew October 8, 2008
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Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)
Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch
by evilbeotch August 7, 2010
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Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft
Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard
by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021
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perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.
by Txmem November 12, 2017
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Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log
Man perched pat is rad
by Perched November 19, 2018
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Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion
Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch
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