weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap
Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert
by zany Zane September 17, 2007
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Term used in South Texas to describe illegal immigrants from mexico. The women have their children over here and overpopulate our schools. You can find them working without papers at mexican resteraunts and the men are usually helping contractors uilding houses somewhere. They don't speak english and many of them send money back to mexico to the family they left.
See those 5 mojos inside that '83 Silverado?
by jedijen October 7, 2005
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Is a small man with a small penis who lives in Columbia SC and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on Craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big penises who can dance and have good sex.
A mojo is one who resembles, in every way,Rush Limbaugh's secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a "double wide.") They have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only orgasm when a woman talks about how small and pink their penis is... just like their mom used to do.
by f.f.s. October 28, 2014
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A type of fagot who only comes around to say perverted things and flirt with guys. A mojoe would do something like bribe girls into flashing him or pay a girl to show a little asscrack. He forces girls to drink beer just so he can get some mad pussy. One of his techniques is jumping on girls while they are laying on Mill's floor.
He just pulled a mojoe and got that girl to show us some nipple.
by MOJOE April 22, 2005
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A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass
Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?
by Jazzuhmen May 28, 2008
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a dirty mexican that stinks like shit and wears makeup and dances vanda
omg that fucking vanda is gay - fucking mojos
by Ish September 28, 2004
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Mojo is that kind of guy you find in the men's room at the Monkey Cave, Lima Peru, and he's just hanging out there, in bad shape, and hoping to get a solid blow job before moving on the the Palace of Princess Peussie.
"That slug is a MOJO, definitely a follower of Mary Mount and Princess Peussie; I wouldn't blow him for anything"
by Dr. Johnny BLee Johnny March 9, 2006
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