When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.
I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!
by SpewtalBroccis August 10, 2019
Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".
Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)
by Lunargoose May 17, 2009
by Kathleeeeenenenenene July 27, 2006
by maryjo December 29, 2005
by cody chapman January 19, 2009
The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.
by Lollipoplizard June 20, 2014
When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.
“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021