Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Jewish Doorknob 

When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.

My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.

Jewish Doorknob by JSol102710 October 10, 2011

jewish snowbirds 

These are typically Orthodox Jews who visit or live along the shorelines of New Jersey during the winter and then spend their summers in the Catskills, in essence staying in seasonal environments in unseasonal weather.

Goy #1: "I was driving around Hunter, NY in July and there were all these Orthodox Jews walking all over the place."

Goy #2:"Oh, the Jewish snowbirds? Yeah, you find them all over the Jersey shore in December."

jewish snowbirds by miyamoto02 January 22, 2010

Jewish Snowplow 

While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.

Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow

Jewish Snowplow by The destroyer of holes March 24, 2021

Jewish Porno 

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible

I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day

Jewish Porno by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

jewish engineering 

The study of business

I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.

jewish engineering by Kazimierz June 28, 2005

Jewish Car Baum 

Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.

Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?

Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!

CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.

Jewish Car Baum by djd21 February 19, 2010