greenwich is simply the most boring and usesless yet richest town there is. If there were one word to describe this palce it would be poser. The favored lables here are either wanna be ghetto or extremely preppy. Of course there are some ghetto areas such as the projects or wilber peck, but even the people who live here arent exactly poor. Most people entertain themselves by smoking pot or by drinking and playing bay route at various parties. The style for girls is popped collared shirts in bright, colors short skirts, and either moccasins, ugg's, or snadles. The guys tend to wear collared shirts, jeans, nantuket red pants, or the new fab, plad shorts. Even the "ghetto" kids wear pink collared shirts just because they think its cool. Greenwich basically a place filled with badass teenagers.
Mike nosak and/or chris evans
by Keepin itreal May 25, 2005
A town that is so rich people have slaves who do everything for them. The kids drive around in lexus's and beemers and do copious amounts of drugs. Greenwich is clearly the richest town in in connecticut (richer then New Canann & Westport) and maybe even the country. This town is an unnartual experience!
by greenwich May 20, 2005
Greenwich is a town that started it all. Founded in the 1700's, as a retreat for the leaders of the world, to get away from all the congested, hectic life of the growing city of Manhattan and Boston. Leaders kept their prized white horses, in stables built of Gold. Today it has transformed into a suburb known for the best. Home to the Rockefellers,Tycons, Kennedys, Penskes,Hillfieger, and all the top Ceo's of either Ge down to Wyeth, Greenwich has got it. A place where polo really started, always haveing the best, to the top of the line schools trainers, and transit system. Crusing down the streets of Greenwich is like reading Town & Country,AD, and the dupont registrey, all at once. The Nannys drive Range Rovers, the mothers are usually driven by an attractive drivers either in a Bentley(but the real must have these days are the Maybachs), but the best is passing the gates upon gates, each Mansion different from the rest and all have been featured in trendy home magazines. The kids have usually seen the whole world by 6 and by 14 are sent off to the best boarding schools in the world. Every Greenwich Child must have the following.
1.)Private Tutors till the age of 8
2.)Several Horses, one is never enogh
3.)Trainers in Polo, Crew, Squash, Tennis, Golf
4.)Daily Shrink(its a must have)
5.)(Age 5), 1 Range Rover Power Wheels,a custum play house with kitchen powder room, air condtion,a garage for the Range, and a meditation room, with sauna and garden.
6.)(Age 16) 1 Range Rover,& 1 aston martin, custum designer, atleast twice a month fly to somewhere warm to keep the tan,private fitness trainers, and one JAP(jewish American Princes)friend. But ones GREENY, 16th party must be above $100,000 if not, then u should just shop at sears.
7.) If you dont pop ur collar then u should just simply be shot by ones bodyguard.
The simple rules must be followed if not, then simply move to Hartford.
1.)Private Tutors till the age of 8
2.)Several Horses, one is never enogh
3.)Trainers in Polo, Crew, Squash, Tennis, Golf
4.)Daily Shrink(its a must have)
5.)(Age 5), 1 Range Rover Power Wheels,a custum play house with kitchen powder room, air condtion,a garage for the Range, and a meditation room, with sauna and garden.
6.)(Age 16) 1 Range Rover,& 1 aston martin, custum designer, atleast twice a month fly to somewhere warm to keep the tan,private fitness trainers, and one JAP(jewish American Princes)friend. But ones GREENY, 16th party must be above $100,000 if not, then u should just shop at sears.
7.) If you dont pop ur collar then u should just simply be shot by ones bodyguard.
The simple rules must be followed if not, then simply move to Hartford.
by devon February 17, 2005
a very, very rich town in southern Connecticut where the powerful men of wallstreet come to deposit their trophies: their trophy wives and children, and where the neighboring rich towns come to pay their homage to the original rich town that is fairfield county's diamond hub-control-center. here, there is absolutely nothing to do but don a polo shirt with the collar up and get fucked up on alcohol, prescription drugs or harder drugs and get arrested or sent to rehab. every kid here has at least five drug dealers beckoning him from his cellphone, and probably as many country clubs. teenagers invariably leave this town with a trustfund and various addictions. Parties are set in mansions and centered on the beirut (beerpong) games.
typical cellphone conversation:
girl: hey yo whats good for tonight?
guy: yo not much, donny's having people over, you should come.
girl: you got that white?
guy: yeah it's awesome shit, come to donny's i got that.
girl: aight i'll be there. peace.
girl: hey yo whats good for tonight?
guy: yo not much, donny's having people over, you should come.
girl: you got that white?
guy: yeah it's awesome shit, come to donny's i got that.
girl: aight i'll be there. peace.
by elizh July 15, 2005
A real-life PLEASANTVILLE.
People here are beyond WEIRD, beyond comprehensible. This is an extremely sheltered place made for cowards who can't handle the real world and are basically afraid of anyone who doesn't look like them. A fish living in a fishbowl believes the whole world is under water because that is the ONLY WORLD they know.
The kids are the ones who suffer the most. They grow up to be the douchebags on Wallstreet with no sense of right and wrong. It is a breeding ground for narcissistics who weren't brought up to be decent to people except to those exactly like them. And these screwed-up ideas are confirmed right here in this lovely town :)
Most disturbing are the cowards who raise these kids in their pathetic bubble. For example, the public library wasn't built until relatively recently. WASP kids here seriously don't believe that things like discrimination or inequality still exist. No joke. Or if they do, they have no problem making themselves as comfortable as possible. The question is - how the hell do these kids get so brainwashed?
Outside this backwards and reactionary town, there is sanity (aka real world) and truth. This is the 21st Century. There is no need to put up with that kind of BS. Go to Pleasantville only to appreciate your own life and the real values in it all the more. For those still living there, I sincerely hope the fishbowl doesn't become too filthy for you to live in. (because god knows what other place would want you people)
People here are beyond WEIRD, beyond comprehensible. This is an extremely sheltered place made for cowards who can't handle the real world and are basically afraid of anyone who doesn't look like them. A fish living in a fishbowl believes the whole world is under water because that is the ONLY WORLD they know.
The kids are the ones who suffer the most. They grow up to be the douchebags on Wallstreet with no sense of right and wrong. It is a breeding ground for narcissistics who weren't brought up to be decent to people except to those exactly like them. And these screwed-up ideas are confirmed right here in this lovely town :)
Most disturbing are the cowards who raise these kids in their pathetic bubble. For example, the public library wasn't built until relatively recently. WASP kids here seriously don't believe that things like discrimination or inequality still exist. No joke. Or if they do, they have no problem making themselves as comfortable as possible. The question is - how the hell do these kids get so brainwashed?
Outside this backwards and reactionary town, there is sanity (aka real world) and truth. This is the 21st Century. There is no need to put up with that kind of BS. Go to Pleasantville only to appreciate your own life and the real values in it all the more. For those still living there, I sincerely hope the fishbowl doesn't become too filthy for you to live in. (because god knows what other place would want you people)
Girl raised-and-born in greenwich: okay dad, what a great movie! Didn't you like the scene where....?
Greenwich-dad: We should hurry home. I've been living for 50 years, and I don't want to get shot by some random black person in Stamford now.
(you wonder why kids born-and-bred in Greenwich always go back to raise their own lovely families...)
Greenwich-dad: We should hurry home. I've been living for 50 years, and I don't want to get shot by some random black person in Stamford now.
(you wonder why kids born-and-bred in Greenwich always go back to raise their own lovely families...)
by normalperson'sPOV November 6, 2010
Since most Greenwich kids never seen a black person before, they are too scared to come to Stamford, but they can still talk shit.
by fuck greenwich April 1, 2006
don't be such a greenwich bitch dude, u don't get mad at someone for being late to an occasion, in Istanbul.
by kelamist August 17, 2018