devon's definitions

Montoya

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.

John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!

by Devon December 7, 2014

Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

by devon April 24, 2003

to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

by Devon October 20, 2004

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 18, 2004

ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy

1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.

by devon December 3, 2003

AcaBelles

A distinct group of women who sing a cappella music in a classy fashion. Their harmonies take many a breath away.. especially all-male a cappella groups! You will become enchanted by their trills and triads. Moved by their wit and splendor. Entranced by their stunning beauty and vocal stylings. The AcaBelles aren't just a statement.. they are a way of life.

Don't you think there's more to life than being in a really, really ridiculously good looking a Cappella group?

by Devon March 22, 2005

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004