devon's definitions

bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005

Cuntcrack

hell yea, gravy, fantastic

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.

by Devon April 24, 2005

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 18, 2004

stank on hanglow

To have intercourse with a woman.

WOAH looka that! ima put some stank on my hanglow tonite!!!

by devon April 24, 2003

dimtwit

an idiot. immortalized by the famous mckenzie brothers when they were hosed.

"o geez, dimtwit, way to go and do that!"

by devon August 31, 2004

sniper

a person very skilled with high and low powered rifles (with zoom) can usually pick you off up to a kilometer away with no zoom at all.
studys in nomenclature

he can take you out with that sniper rifle

by devon April 24, 2003

hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

by Devon May 24, 2004