The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.
Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
Ryan: "How did you know already?"
Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
by Blakeley November 28, 2007
to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 12, 2008
in a first person shooter (mainly call of duty) it is the action of filling all four slots on the killfeed (tells who a person killed/ was killed by and what gun was used) with out anyone getting kills in the process of those four kills
person one: man i just hit a quad feed with the L96 sniper
person two: no way all i can get is a triple
person two: no way all i can get is a triple
by yodoshow February 28, 2012
The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.
Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)
Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?
Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?
Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
by bruceygofuckyourself May 14, 2011
Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.
Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.
Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..
Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.
Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..
'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..
by skeptikalia August 31, 2011
Putting in work on the basketball court to earn money that you can use to purchase food for your family, thus feeding them
"Alex Owens is really good at feeding the family"
"Shoutout to FTF man, feed the family man, that's 1000 man"
"Doe, Antonio Blakeney straight dropped 50 on dem fools, but still, Alex Owens is the one feeding the family"
"Shoutout to FTF man, feed the family man, that's 1000 man"
"Doe, Antonio Blakeney straight dropped 50 on dem fools, but still, Alex Owens is the one feeding the family"
by alexowens January 15, 2015
Johny: ohhhh yeah I really need a pub feed right now, that chicken shnittttty sounds so good
logan: me too mate I need a pub feed right now
logan: me too mate I need a pub feed right now
by yeah the yobbo chats June 10, 2019