Eleven Cubed Plus Six 

Eleven cubed plus six equals one thousand three hundred thirty seven.

In calculator mode;
Eleven cubed plus six: (11^3)+6,
One thousand three hundred thirty seven: 1337.

1337 is a synonym for leet. Also, a type of speak (or 1337 5p34k) that is used to be "cool" by internet chatters, or to be humorous by overusing it to make fun of how overused it now is by almost every internet chatter.

nubluva: dont dout my power, n00b, i can hax ur c0mputer, steal ur pr0n and pleasur myse1f

Guy: Wow, you're... You're eleven cubed PLUS six.

nubluva: sure am

Eleven Cubed Plus Six by nubluva April 8, 2007

eleven kid

When a guy cums so hard in a womans mouth that it runs out her nose.

Guy: I came so hard in her mouth last night, I gave her a Eleven kid

eleven kid by PsyGriff May 21, 2022

Eleven’s eggo’s 

When eleven shows off her eggo’s to impress mike. And mike brings his sticky syrup

“ mike wanted some of eleven’s eggo’s”
“Mike thought eleven’s eggo’s were nice”

“Eleven loved mike’s sticky syrup”

Eleven’s eggo’s by Just a fan 011 March 11, 2018

eleven-year-old 

A pervert who uses shitty usernames for Roblox, Minecraft, and CoD, and makes bad sex/lesbian jokes.

Stupid fucking eleven-year-old

eleven-year-old by shadowtask January 28, 2017

Eleven-finger Massage 

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.

Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.

Eleven-finger Massage by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010

Eleven Point Seventy (11.70) 

A term that describes a desired situation or scenario, that has very little or no chances of ever occurring.
Originally, this term was used to describe the minimal desired limit of the stock price of Ceva Inc (NasdaqNM:CEVA). Some Ceva employees have declared that they would exercise their stock options only when the stock price hits this limit.

He: It seems that peace in the Middle East is just a matter of a few months now.
Me: Yeah, right, eleven point seventy.

Eleven Point Seventy (11.70) by Giovanni Ceva March 15, 2005

eleven rules of earth 

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9.Do not harm little children.

10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.

eleven rules of earth by Esghedes February 11, 2018