n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to.
v. the act of using a douche.
v. the act of using a douche.
No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time.
Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.
Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.
by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005
"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."
by Donald Duck May 2, 2003
a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.
#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"
by widespread March 18, 2009
by acub1one September 9, 2010
A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
by daboiiiiiiz April 9, 2009
by spencermoody December 10, 2010
A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.
by lady bits January 30, 2011