by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021
1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 26, 2009
by Lenkiewicz October 18, 2004
Tweeting during defecation.
by chunkybeef April 21, 2011
The sign said "Please use side dook", but the person saw it as "Please use side door" because of the dook effect.
by Moximas December 26, 2016
When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep March 31, 2018