1 definition by Vendon

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1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 25, 2009

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