while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*
jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.
by parnelli February 25, 2009
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A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.
Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.
by DOUGxc May 10, 2006
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When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
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A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.
Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!
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Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.
You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.
by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006
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Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.

Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.

Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
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I steamed yummy veggies with this Cleveland Steamer. It works much better than my imported steamer
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