Catinating 

Procrastinating by watching cat videos and doing other cat related activities instead of doing work or study.

"Did you get your essay in yet?"

"No, I was catinating really badly and I missed the deadline"

"You must really like cats, huh?"

"Yeah"

Catinating by emrys October 25, 2014

Catie Story 

A typically long, drawn out story meant to be funny but always ending up with no punchline and awkward silence

Good Catie story, idiot

Catie Story by Tombuzzz January 11, 2018

catiny

An open rebellion of cats

I forgot wet cat food at the store, so now it's a catiny at my house

catiny by Momofgirls October 7, 2018

Catity 

the quality of being cat; marger.

The catity of this guy attracts me a lot.
Caitity is superior than humanity.

Catity by Anelegantcatboy January 23, 2021

faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

faux-cation by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Evacu-cation  

a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a mini-vacation.

We left New Orleans because of the impending hurricane but it turned into an Evacu-cation

Evacu-cation by LisaBNOLA October 23, 2008

Vague-cation 

When a vacation involves so much partying, you can't remember the details'

"I went somewhere, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I remember."

"I went somewhere on vague-cation, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I really remember."

Vague-cation by SharieD April 18, 2010