The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.
by MustardDump August 14, 2017
A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle
by The Black Moose June 7, 2010
A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel
Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado
YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"
YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"
by Urmommia June 25, 2023
by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023
The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.
by Cool74+a August 20, 2022
A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.
by ErikTheEliminator151 December 16, 2022
by Circeeee April 5, 2022