2012

the year the chiness invade europe

in 2012 the red army takes other the world.

by jesus June 26, 2004

2012

To receive a blow job from your beloved for the first time in 4 years...

Oh man, I had a 2012 last night - gonna have to wait till fucking 2016 for the next one now...

by prince marcos March 12, 2010

2012

The Day Planet X passes the core of our solar system
Causing the magnetic poles to shift on earth.
causingg hurricans,floods, droughts, deaths, tsunamis 3 MILES HIGH, deaths, melting of polar icecaps, deaths,
MANY OF US DIEEE
=

Smoking a blunt.....2012 is comingg
damm......
fuck thatt...lets go get more bud =

by anthony merino April 16, 2008

2012

the year the world will end. predicted that either the sun will blow up, or a comet will hit us.

On December 21, 2012. We will all die :)

by unknown­ April 17, 2006

2012

(Origin: A really shitty movie)

Verb. 1) To end someone, or something's world. 2) To successfully and thoroughly defeat someone /something else in a competition of sorts.

Adj. 1) Used to describe something that is absolutely mind blowing.

Verb: "Don't mess with me dawg, I'll 2012 your ass."
"The year 2012 will 2012 us all."
"You do not want to have a foot race with me, I will 2012 you"
"I would rather be 2012'd than watch the movie 2012 again."

Adj: "I'm glad I bought God of War 3, that game is 2012."

by Arpoc April 5, 2010

2012

now it is 2011 and people are starting to like Justin Bieber and even like Rebecca Black for her song My moment. They will have sex without a condom and their baby will be a zombie. There will be zombie outbreaks starting from California, since thats where the rich people like Justin and Rebecca lives and it will rapidly spread across the globe. The world will have no hope and all mankind will be lost. I also forgot to mention that if you listen to a song by them, it will make you into a zombie and you will have to feed off the brains and flesh of others. Good luck my friends.

"it is year 2012"
John : Whats up Kyle
Kyle : im listening to Justin Bieber
2 seconds later..

Kyel : OH SHIT WTF IS GOING ON
Starts vomiting on ground and having a seizure, mouth is foaming up, he is now a zombie

Kyel : BRAAAINS!!!!

by IMjustAdamT July 22, 2011

2012

Possibly the end of the world. Another excuse to party. Another excuse to do something illegal.

"Party like its 2012!"

by party2012 January 15, 2011