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Anti Abercrombie 

The state of being against the clothing line Abercrombie. People who are Anti Abercrombie generally hast a dislike of the brand's prices, offensive slogans, or morals.
She doesn't like Abercrombie's portrayal of girls who are too thing. Therefore, she has become Anti Abercrombie.
Anti Abercrombie by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie 

Short for Mud. Also the name of the character in Primus's "My Name is Mud".
My Name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie. That's for Mud, so I've been told.

Stephanie abercrombie 

A female who delights in the torture of baby chicks. Often to the point of killing them, for instance by forcing them to a diet of only sand.
"Hey, dont leave your baby chickens unsupervised, stephanie Abercrombie is coming over today"

Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch 

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.

American Abercrombie Whiner 

An American who complains about a and f prices, where in reality, Canadians and Europeans pay up to twice as much for something from there. $25 t shirt in America=$40-$70 Canadian.
American: "wow, A and F is for wanna be rich people, but its nothing compared to Armani Exchange!"

Canadian: uhhhh, it's not rich people clothing, but its so cheap in America. Armani Exchange is the same as a and f here! Wow, what a stupid American Abercrombie Whiner."

(True story) $80 hoodie in America, $110 in Canada. THAT IS NOT AN EXCHANGE RATE!

alva abercrombie 

This gal is from the ghetto london, but her heart is at south end, yah! She speak southendian YAH! Know not 2 mess wit her or Fabalunda, or they's be after U!!!
Watch it, this girl gets respect....its alva abercrombie, YAH!
alva abercrombie by Fab March 6, 2005