When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.
by Noweeniesyndromehere February 21, 2016
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021
by Bradley S. July 20, 2017
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022
by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011
A person that's too scared or shy to do stuff. They have no guts. Not very outgoing. A very strong insult. Seriously.
Word created by Genesis Naomi Miranda
Word created by Genesis Naomi Miranda
by Garbage0001 March 2, 2019