Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
by Swagbæ June 19, 2018
by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021
An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 March 27, 2016
A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.
by Your_Maker May 15, 2018
by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
by Pepepoopoobitch September 2, 2019
by bentgenius July 27, 2017