1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.
When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol
A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole
cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.
i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.
1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.
"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."
"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."
the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?