Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby

Olivia Thirlby looks like the girl next door.

by TheOneNinjaWhoIsn'tAGinger June 22, 2021

Next Day Crispy

Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.

Oh man that shit was next day crispy.

by Jakesh200 May 22, 2021

Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Next of skin

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

by Metal Munkey April 3, 2022