Wounded Soldier

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

by MattSizzle May 31, 2011

wound fuck

to penetrate a wound for pleasure

The stitches on her arm broke after john wound fucked her

by Helikopter September 30, 2006

Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.

Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010

wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

by Eddie K. February 14, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

Wounded Lamb

When you are making sweet tender love to your lady friend from behind and when she is in the heat of the moment, moaning fairly loudly and everything, you reach around and punch her in the neck. Turning her moan into the call of a lamb that has been hit by a motor vehicle. Something small scale, like a go-kart.

"I was nailin this broad and was staring at her turd cutter. She was moaning her ass off so I had to throw one into her jugular and got the wounded lamb off.

by James T. SteeLe September 13, 2008