This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..
This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..
by Too Far January 30, 2007
Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine
by Fumbalaya.com July 10, 2004
When one man with a massive horse-cock of a schlong has his penis penetrated by a man with a micropenis.
Hey Pete, I heard you were signed up for the bi-annual Ecuadorian Turnpike at the local Chucky-Cheese,
by Ecuadorian Fast-Lane December 2, 2020
A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.
Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
by Yaivs May 11, 2016
(N.) the occurrence of eating fried chicken in a kayak on a main road whilst being ridden reverse cowgirl.
Guy 1: "how'd your date go last night?"
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken
Guy 2: "She was a freak, she took me out to kfc and then gave me a mississippi turnpike."
road kayak freaky reverse cowgirl fried chicken
by Buttstuff21 March 11, 2016
by wilsomb January 17, 2012
The act of fucking a girl's ass then whenever she is about to climax you rough palm her back/spine area causing a sharp pain.
by Dzongkha. April 16, 2016