A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.
Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
by Yaivs May 11, 2016