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The greatest basketball player in the history of the NBA.
"Wow, that's Brian Scalabrine, he has just posterized Kobe Bryant...

simply the best...'
by scalabrine May 14, 2010

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A basketball player with undeniable determination and extremely hard work ethic. His jaw dropping shots and his marvelous intensity on the floor make him an asset to any NBA team. The rate at which Scalabrine glides across the floor is that of a thousand gazelles being chased by a lion. Scalabrine also has more championships than the "king" Lebron James.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon, Brian Scalabrine was the first person to step on the sun.
by Rickmanextreme October 17, 2010

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