Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.
by Ash December 01, 2004
a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.
i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.
by Emma April 27, 2004
A walking waste of skin who excels only in making me and society feel violently ill and disgusted at the mere sight of one and who's only purpose in this world is to make me hate it even more.
Nuff Said.
Nuff Said.
Townie: Fuckin' dotty gweb
Me: Fuck you.
Townie: You bein' fuckin cheekeh?
Me: Yes, now go away.
Townie: YA FUCKIN' STAR'IN?!
Me: Not really no.
*Scum hits me*
*I hit Scum back*
Townie: What da fuuuuuuck
*Scum runs off like a disabled monkey, probably to go crying to his 'Big Brufa' or his 'Cru'*
Pathetic.
Me: Fuck you.
Townie: You bein' fuckin cheekeh?
Me: Yes, now go away.
Townie: YA FUCKIN' STAR'IN?!
Me: Not really no.
*Scum hits me*
*I hit Scum back*
Townie: What da fuuuuuuck
*Scum runs off like a disabled monkey, probably to go crying to his 'Big Brufa' or his 'Cru'*
Pathetic.
by Grom July 23, 2004
Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.
Typical townie - grunger convo:
Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
by John March 15, 2004
apes but less intelligent
FEmale:think wearing fake gold is cool because in their eyes its real and they like to wear fake cloths from highstreets in a townie words (igh street) as in burbury, wear stupid fluffy hooded coats, and use words like:blad,al'ight love etc etc
MALE: same fluffy hooded coats,like to say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot when people are "larie" or "rude boy" and if you make them laugh they'll call you "this kids jokerz blad" .in oother words townies are stupid retardish sleazy tramps which buy fake everything although they call every1 else tramps but the only reason why they buy fake stuff is coz in their eyes (the faker it is the more "bling" it is
FEmale:think wearing fake gold is cool because in their eyes its real and they like to wear fake cloths from highstreets in a townie words (igh street) as in burbury, wear stupid fluffy hooded coats, and use words like:blad,al'ight love etc etc
MALE: same fluffy hooded coats,like to say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot when people are "larie" or "rude boy" and if you make them laugh they'll call you "this kids jokerz blad" .in oother words townies are stupid retardish sleazy tramps which buy fake everything although they call every1 else tramps but the only reason why they buy fake stuff is coz in their eyes (the faker it is the more "bling" it is
by sahand mamand February 04, 2004
Complete dickheads who think they are the greatest they listen 2 crap r'n'b, rap and all that junk. They will wear horrible bomber jackets, trousers tucked in socks and i tight ponytail or bun 2 show how big thier heads really are
innocent normal kid happens to turn around and faces a townie
"oi ya' littl' bich' whayydya fink you lookin' at eh?!!?
"nuffin i...."
"fuckin' answer me back n i'll bash ur fuckin head in!! yer man innit"
"oi ya' littl' bich' whayydya fink you lookin' at eh?!!?
"nuffin i...."
"fuckin' answer me back n i'll bash ur fuckin head in!! yer man innit"
by Townie Slayer January 01, 2005