a person with no sense of individuality at all, who will generally take the piss out of anyone who has the smallest trace of it. they're vocabulary will usually consist of words beginning with the letter 'f' which will appear in the middle of as many words as possible.
the female townie will usually be dressed as the town slut and will be responsible for increaseing the teen pregnancy rate, while using their lack of knowledge to be unaware of the uses and justifications of the condom.
what do u get if you cross a townie and a goldfish?
a person who can't remember why they're the same as everyone else