wife

The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.

Redneck: I just married my cousin!
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.

Normal people: Freaks.

by mikm June 2, 2005

Wife

A man's personal sandwich artist.

Wife: I'm going to the kitchen.

Me: Cool, bring me a sandwich, bitch.

by Thatotherguyfromthestore February 10, 2010

Wife

A bunny rabbit who stole my breath away when she charged through the school doors to literally chase the sunset. The one whose ooey-gooey Hershey drop chocolate eyes I could get lost in for all time. My shahzadi. A living breathing angel. Hotter than the open flame of the bunsen burner we broke test tubes next to. The one who says she will make me an honest woman by marrying me, the forever blushing bear, in pixie hollow. My beautiful bully, my blushing bride, my notorious S.I.G.

My wife gave me the teenage romance of my dreams, and for that and not that alone, I love her very very much. Je t'aime, mon ange.
-Nora

by coffin for head of state April 12, 2020

wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

by Xathian May 31, 2009

wifed

when u cant hook up wit anyone else and nor could he/she (your boy or girl) without the other being upset therefore making you wifed

Anne: were not going out though
Jake:yeah but ya'll are wifed..so you pretty much are

by sweetie21 December 12, 2004

wife

W.I.F.E

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment

As a wife you follow these guidelines

learn it, live it

by The Real Izzy May 7, 2007