Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 26, 2018

Squidgely

An object whose texture is rubbery in nature and uneven, while simultaneously being squishy.

Duuuuudddeee that sea anemone was so trill and Squidgely!!!????

by Emoney123455678 September 04, 2016

squidge

The pinch and expand gesture used on computer touch screens.

Can you squidge that a little so I can read what it says?

by Gehnan October 15, 2016

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 11, 2024