squdge
squdge by Algor_Langeaux June 18, 2013
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squdge
When someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.
Person One: Come over here I want to squdge your face
Person Two: No go away ¬¬
Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*
Person Two: =(
Person Two: No go away ¬¬
Person One: *goes over and does it anyway*
Person Two: =(
squdge by vampire129 November 2, 2009
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The oozing of mud between one's toes. Heard on a Seattle NPR program titled "Says You!," where a panel of contestants attempt to correctly answer word questions relating to the English language.
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squdge by MC Non Dairy November 7, 2003
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"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
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"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
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