by ❤Heather🎀Rae❤ February 15, 2015
Scat : To eat excrement.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.
Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.
Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.
by skinupman November 20, 2004
A fetish for feaces.
by factcurate August 7, 2020
It can mean two things
1 - A type of hentai or pornography containing or pretaining to shit or crap. Usually really disgusting or disturbing.
2 - To sing/rap complete nonsense, but if done well, can sound fuckin awesome
1 - A type of hentai or pornography containing or pretaining to shit or crap. Usually really disgusting or disturbing.
2 - To sing/rap complete nonsense, but if done well, can sound fuckin awesome
by Some guy right over there June 22, 2009
Him: “Scat On Me Please!”
Boy: Scats!*
Boy: “Damn that’s a lot of scat”
Him: Can’t talk because of how much Scat is on him!*
Boy: Scats!*
Boy: “Damn that’s a lot of scat”
Him: Can’t talk because of how much Scat is on him!*
by Nigscat420 April 29, 2020