T.S.D. 

Totally Sweet Dudes- guys that put a lot of product in their hair, like to wear muscle shirts & drink protein shakes; they often drive a Honda or Mistubishi with a mod kit on it.

The T.S.D.s are all hanging out at the 7-11, revving their engines.

T.S.D. by Publius October 1, 2005

P.T.S.D 

The Acronym for "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick": The type of disorder for which she'll thinking about for a long time.

Woman: I have been stressing out a lot lately, anymore and I think I might turn into such a mess.

Doctor: Hmm, that does seem like a serious problem but I think I have the best solution for you.

Woman: What do you have in mind, doctor?

Doctor: How about you take some of this P.T.S.D and it'll take your mind off of your personal dilemmas.

Woman: What's P.T.S.D?

Doctor: "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick" now let's operate straight into that uterus.

P.T.S.D by ghjkjmsm July 21, 2012

S.T.T.D. 

Sexually Transmitted Technology Disease

A computer virus acquired from watching online porn.

My laptop caught an S.T.T.D.

S.T.T.D. by 654lkjahsdlkh May 29, 2011

d.t.s.d 

down to suck dick

-boy "hey"
- girl " hey...I'm d.t.s.d"

-boy " come by my apartment later and we can arrange something"
-girl " sure thing "

d.t.s.d by tonyonline March 14, 2011

s.d.t.n. 

swagsettas disturbing the net

did you see his myspace he's a s.d.t.n.

s.d.t.n. by myspace.com/so0flyy827 July 20, 2008

D.T.'s 

Abbreviation for "Digital Tits." The image of a girl's breats captured in the frame of a digital camera.

"I went to a party last night and this girl started stripping; I pulled out my camera and got some D.T.'s.

D.T.'s by fingers November 11, 2004

D.T.S. 

Term used by acronym using bisexuals and/or lesbians who are interested in another female, meaning :"Down to Scissor."

Not unlike the term D.T.F. which means, "Down to Fuck."

I'm so fly, I've got all the bitches D.T.S.

D.T.S. by BreeRabbit October 3, 2010