He was promoted to rear admiral
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
by daslew March 20, 2009
by simply the best May 13, 2003
by KryptoniteDragon April 8, 2016
This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.
Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off the balcony like Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."
by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014
by Alex Da Cook December 5, 2004